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Why Greg Swann Should Ban Himself from Bloodhound Blog

WARNING: Rant ahead. No one under 18 admitted without parent or guardian. Read at your own risk.

I would much rather find my name on a blacklist than be thought to be among or even in support of the blacklisters. (Greg Swann , Do You Want Cheez Whiz with that weenie?)
Aside from the supreme irony […]

Putin Responds to Bloggers: You Are Not Journalists

Our good friend and hipster-cool blogger from Miami, Florida, Peter Santiago, posted this video in response to the recent defamation lawsuit filed against a Miami blogger (I leave out his name because of Google). Peter has a great mind (he’s got a degree in philosophy) and an even greater sense of humor. He […]

What’s Your Home Worth: It Depends Who’s Looking At It

Home value is in the eye of the beholder.
A seller sees their home like this:

Buyers see it like this:

The mortgage lender like this:

The appraiser like this:

And finally, the tax assessor like this:

This post sent to us by John DiFiore.
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Top 10 Signs You’ll Score…. With a Buyer

The real estate brokering game is a lot like the dating game. There are so many ways you can pick up the wrong signals and blow the deal. Guess wrong and you’ll waste a lot of valuable time getting rejected. And that’s a real slap in the face.
Experts claim there are […]

Prostitute Post Gets Us A Hummer

We graciously accept one of the 2007 Humdinger Awards by REMBEX for Funniest Real Estate Blog Post for 10 Marketing Tips You Can Learn from a Prostitute.
Thanks Todd Carpenter for having a sense of humor and the judges, Nicole Nicolay, Dan Green and Chris Lengquist for accepting our generous bribes. (Todd was a little […]

Sex May Not Sell, But It Can Help You Break Out of Jail

Two New Jersey convicts escaped from a county jail through a hole in a wall which was covered up with magazine pictures of women in bikinis. [Unconfirmed (make believe) reports say the inmates read on some blog (self-promotion link) about real estate developers using sexy ads to distract consumers. ]

New NJ prison rules: […]

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Where to Advertise in a Crappy Market

Just Toilet Paper offers advertising by the roll. No kidding. Here’s their pitch:
On the average people go to the bathroom 6 times a day. Public restrooms are used very often. Why not place your business or product in front of (…don’t they mean behind?) thousands of people who use restrooms every day. […]