Archive for the 'humor' Category

Most Adulterous Lifestyles: Life is Short, Have an …

Is it true, according to a survey of 1.9 million members by the “world’s #1 Married Dating service for ATTACHED men and women…”, AshleyMadison.com, these are the highest cheaters?  Real estate agents make the cut for women and men. Oh, my.
For Women:
1. Teachers
2. Stay-at-home Moms
3. Nurses
4. Administrative Assistants
5. Real Estate Agents
For Men:
1. Physicians
2. Police Officers
3. [...]

Toilet Tech: Rsstroom Feedreader and Office Paper to Toilet Paper Converter

For some reason the toilet has attracted a lot of attention and innovation.
Want the news wherever you are?  Try the new Rsstroom News Feeder by Yie Tien Electronics.
It has wireless internet connectivity and will print out RSS feeds directly on your toilet paper. It will also read your weight as you sit.
If you read some [...]

Comic Book Economics By The Federal Reserve

The Federal Reserve Bank of New York has been publishing educational cartoon-style booklets since the 1950s. (no, that’s not one of them)
The booklets, intended for the general public, use “everyday language and lively illustrations”.
Some titles in the comic book series include:
* The Story of Banks  (a horror story, no doubt)
* The Story of Checks and [...]

Sunday Inbox Funnies

You know those friends (or significant other) who can’t help clogging up your serious email box with links to jokes, pictures, video and urban myths?
Here are a few that made it to my inbox this week:
Classes for Men (includes Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?)
Terror Proof Airlines (pic NSFW)
Watch drunk animals [...]

Of Lawn Ornament Laws and Loopholes

Seems this home  owners association is a bit strict with the inflatable lawn ornaments.  (I’d  love to see an official climb that roof for some “self-relief”.)
This is why it is a good idea to check the Homeowners Association rules and regulations before you buy.  It is also wise to check the deed for any restrictions [...]

EBay Real Estate Broker?

Hmm… I wonder … could this work in the US?

addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fblog.sellsiusrealestate.com%2Fhumor%2Febay-real-estate-broker%2F2009%2F05%2F16%2F’;
addthis_title = ‘EBay+Real+Estate+Broker%3F’;
addthis_pub = ”;

Is Being a Real Estate Agent A Good Way to Meet Women?

So asks Nvchaz looking for Zillow Advice.  Gee, I didn’t know they had a personals section.   (or these enhanced listings)

addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fblog.sellsiusrealestate.com%2Fhumor%2Fis-being-a-real-estate-agent-a-good-way-to-meet-women%2F2009%2F04%2F15%2F’;
addthis_title = ‘Is+Being+a+Real+Estate+Agent+A+Good+Way+to+Meet+Women%3F’;
addthis_pub = ”;




Blog Widget by LinkWithin