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Why Greg Swann Should Ban Himself from Bloodhound Blog
Published by February 15th, 2008 in Rant and humor. 190 CommentsWARNING: Rant ahead. No one under 18 admitted without parent or guardian. Read at your own risk.
I would much rather find my name on a blacklist than be thought to be among or even in support of the blacklisters. (Greg Swann , Do You Want Cheez Whiz with that weenie?)
Aside from the supreme irony […]
Putin Responds to Bloggers: You Are Not Journalists
Published by January 31st, 2008 in Real estate blogging and humor. 2 CommentsOur good friend and hipster-cool blogger from Miami, Florida, Peter Santiago, posted this video in response to the recent defamation lawsuit filed against a Miami blogger (I leave out his name because of Google). Peter has a great mind (he’s got a degree in philosophy) and an even greater sense of humor. He […]
What’s Your Home Worth: It Depends Who’s Looking At It
Published by January 26th, 2008 in Real Estate Value and humor. 5 CommentsHome value is in the eye of the beholder.
A seller sees their home like this:
Buyers see it like this:
The mortgage lender like this:
The appraiser like this:
And finally, the tax assessor like this:
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Top 10 Signs You’ll Score…. With a Buyer
Published by January 22nd, 2008 in Real Estate Marketing and humor. 3 CommentsThe real estate brokering game is a lot like the dating game. There are so many ways you can pick up the wrong signals and blow the deal. Guess wrong and you’ll waste a lot of valuable time getting rejected. And that’s a real slap in the face.
Experts claim there are […]
Prostitute Post Gets Us A Hummer
Published by January 4th, 2008 in Marketing tips and humor. 10 CommentsWe graciously accept one of the 2007 Humdinger Awards by REMBEX for Funniest Real Estate Blog Post for 10 Marketing Tips You Can Learn from a Prostitute.
Thanks Todd Carpenter for having a sense of humor and the judges, Nicole Nicolay, Dan Green and Chris Lengquist for accepting our generous bribes. (Todd was a little […]
Sex May Not Sell, But It Can Help You Break Out of Jail
Published by December 18th, 2007 in how to and humor. 1 CommentTwo New Jersey convicts escaped from a county jail through a hole in a wall which was covered up with magazine pictures of women in bikinis. [Unconfirmed (make believe) reports say the inmates read on some blog (self-promotion link) about real estate developers using sexy ads to distract consumers. ]
New NJ prison rules: […]
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Where to Advertise in a Crappy Market
Published by December 12th, 2007 in Advertising and humor. 9 CommentsJust Toilet Paper offers advertising by the roll. No kidding. Here’s their pitch:
On the average people go to the bathroom 6 times a day. Public restrooms are used very often. Why not place your business or product in front of (…don’t they mean behind?) thousands of people who use restrooms every day. […]
