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Why Greg Swann Should Ban Himself from Bloodhound Blog

Published by Joseph Ferrara February 15th, 2008 in Rant and humor. 190 Comments

WARNING: Rant ahead. No one under 18 admitted without parent or guardian. Read at your own risk.

I would much rather find my name on a blacklist than be thought to be among or even in support of the blacklisters. (Greg Swann , Do You Want Cheez Whiz with that weenie?)
Aside from the supreme irony […]

Putin Responds to Bloggers: You Are Not Journalists

Published by jfsellsius January 31st, 2008 in Real estate blogging and humor. 2 Comments

Our good friend and hipster-cool blogger from Miami, Florida, Peter Santiago, posted this video in response to the recent defamation lawsuit filed against a Miami blogger (I leave out his name because of Google). Peter has a great mind (he’s got a degree in philosophy) and an even greater sense of humor. He […]

What’s Your Home Worth: It Depends Who’s Looking At It

Published by Joseph Ferrara January 26th, 2008 in Real Estate Value and humor. 5 Comments

Home value is in the eye of the beholder.
A seller sees their home like this:

Buyers see it like this:

The mortgage lender like this:

The appraiser like this:

And finally, the tax assessor like this:

This post sent to us by John DiFiore.
If you have an interesting post, send it to us at sellsius[at]gmail.com

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Top 10 Signs You’ll Score…. With a Buyer

Published by Joseph Ferrara January 22nd, 2008 in Real Estate Marketing, Real estate porn and humor. 5 Comments

The real estate brokering game is a lot like the dating game. There are so many ways you can pick up the wrong signals and blow the deal. Guess wrong and you’ll waste a lot of valuable time getting rejected. And that’s a real slap in the face.
Experts claim there are […]

Prostitute Post Gets Us A Hummer

Published by Joseph Ferrara January 4th, 2008 in Marketing tips and humor. 10 Comments

We graciously accept one of the 2007 Humdinger Awards by REMBEX for Funniest Real Estate Blog Post for 10 Marketing Tips You Can Learn from a Prostitute.
Thanks Todd Carpenter for having a sense of humor and the judges, Nicole Nicolay, Dan Green and Chris Lengquist for accepting our generous bribes. (Todd was a little […]

Sex May Not Sell, But It Can Help You Break Out of Jail

Published by Joseph Ferrara December 18th, 2007 in how to and humor. 1 Comment

Two New Jersey convicts escaped from a county jail through a hole in a wall which was covered up with magazine pictures of women in bikinis. [Unconfirmed (make believe) reports say the inmates read on some blog (self-promotion link) about real estate developers using sexy ads to distract consumers. ]

New NJ prison rules: […]

Transparency Notice

Published by Joseph Ferrara December 17th, 2007 in humor.

Source.

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What’s the Caption?

Published by jfsellsius December 13th, 2007 in What's the Caption and humor. 2 Comments

Add your caption.

Twitter? I thought it was Litter? Dang!

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Where to Advertise in a Crappy Market

Published by Joseph Ferrara December 12th, 2007 in humor. 10 Comments

Just Toilet Paper offers advertising by the roll. No kidding. Here’s their pitch:
On the average people go to the bathroom 6 times a day. Public restrooms are used very often. Why not place your business or product in front of (…don’t they mean behind?) thousands of people who use restrooms every day. […]

Add Your Caption

Published by Joseph Ferrara November 26th, 2007 in humor. 11 Comments

“This camera sucks. Dang that Jeff Turner!”
Source: FARK photoshop by chowderhead

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