This photo comes from Saskatoon’s own Norm Fisher.
Norm could not authenticate the photo but his sources told him the recent public bickering between real estate tycoon Donald Trump and Rosie is actually a ruse to cover a romance. According to Norm’s unnamed source (Deep Throat Apprentice), Rosie was overheard at a cocktail party telling a friend, “As soon as I ran my fingers through his hair, I knew I’d never love a woman again.”
Trump denied any affair, claiming, “That’s absurd and a total fabrication. I don’t know where Norm gets his information. The fact of the matter is that Rosie’s obsessed with me and my fame. She follows me everywhere to maul me and jump in my photos. When I turned her down for the Apprentice Los Angeles, she lost it. I had no choice but to defend myself. I mean her no harm but there was no way I was going to hire a star struck groupie and publicity hound. Besides, she just doesn’t know real estate.”
Well, we certainly can understand a person’s atttraction to those in real estate.

















This from CNN. Eyewitnesses report seeing the Trump’s Lear Jet parked overnight at Rosie’s trailer park. Film at 11.
Norm - you are bad!
Ha! No Lear for The Donald. Try a Gulfstream 550 or Bombardier Global Express. He needs a private jet as large as his ego. Okay, maybe a BBJ then.
These two have terrific publicists. Their fake spat is giving them all of the attention that they need. Sorry to export such rubbish to Canada!
I’m glad you guys took the time to speak with the Donald directly. I tried, but he would not take my call. Thanks.
lol. So you’ve finally found your Deep Throat apprentice.
Matt, you know your jets. Maybe you could assist us in buying our Corporate Condo Jet (well someday maybe)!