1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”——
MY FAVORITE ONE!
7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, “Rock Hard.”
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scre am “I Won! I Won!”
18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….
20. Send This E-mail Blog Post To Someone To Make Them Smile.. Its Called Therapy…
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Number 6 is awesome. My grandmother owed money to a banking firm called the Associates. They employed some extremely rude collectors who eventually inspire her to abbreviate “The Associates” to “The Ass’s”.
Fun with checks!
ROFL- No 9, 10, 17, and 18 are really hilarious. I would definitely share this. Thanks for sharing this beautiful therapy. It really acted as a therapy on me.
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I’m a coffee freak so number 5 is my pick! But number 6 and Todd’s comment are hilarious!
OMG!! RB, I can’t pick a favorite here…I cried laughing at all of them LOL!!!!!!
Sending it to everyone I know!!
When I have nothing better to do, I go into a WalMart dressing room for a few minutes, then come out and shout “the toilet wouldn’t flush!”
That was a riot! LOL Like the first one best but they were all funny. Thanks!
Thanks for a laugh! Phil Hoover’s last comment tops all of yours. It’s hysterical!
Bob wants to add one:
When you enter someone’s office, and they invite you to “Take a seat”, pick up a chair and walk out the door.
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These were good, very good. I’m still jiggling…
I would love to say #19 to one of my kids! They seem to spend me out of house and home!
Funniest stuff I have ever read!