The latest installment of real estate porn features furniture.
The following organic art furniture is from a website aptly named sexyfurniture in the Netherlands. The artist is Mario Philippona. Some of the more risque pieces I passed on because some youngsters might be looking in (or folks from Utah).
Pam-ela
Trio
Boobycase
4Legs chair
Box on Heels
I thought… hmm… does this guy have any competition? Aside from the Love Sofa and Love Toilet, apparently not.
Update (for Derek): So what’s with Mario and his sexy furniture?
Sculptor Mario Philippona developed a series of Sexy Furniture.
Female forms, the most attractive in nature inspired him.
He designs his works on life size working drawings and assembles his sculptures from pre-cut layers of wood. This way he can reproduce the most perfect female forms.
This perfectionism he recognizes in the way women use fashion, high heels, fitness and plastic surgery to portray themselves. The female images in for example Playboy are precisely composed and manipulated in PhotoShop.
Allan Jones and Salvador Dali inspires Mario Philippona, high heels and legs are important parts of his furniture.
The works are handcrafted from regional timber and finished with natural oil and wax. Mario uses the colors and textures of various types of hard woods to emphasize the forms.
Update (for Ann): Poking around the web, I was able to find some unusual furniture modeled on the male anatomy:
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This furniture makes a real statement but the statement isn’t all that flattering.
Besides, wood is so “not sexy.”
Joe: You sure do love your porn don’t you! Write a little more to the descriptions if you don’t mind. Some of us are supposed to be ummm.. reading the articles!
Norm
I stumbled on this and then Googled it and found his sexy furniture all over the web. Granted, it’s no IKEA but it does stick out from the crowd
Derek
You’re right. See the update.
Kinda looks like it is designed for the man who enjoys being a perpetual bachelor.
Wondering, but not so much that I want to click through to the site, if they have pieces inspired by the male anatomy too.
Yep, I would agree with Maureen’s analysis about the end user being a perpetual bachelor. I was also wondering, but not strongly, about furniture reflecting the other gender…maybe my curiosity will get the better of me later on. We’ll see….
Someday this may be in a home I am suppose to be trying to sell. Do they have an oversided T-shirt line for rack?
Never one to mind “clicking through” to see art, my answer to Maureen and Ann is “no”.
Considering their logo is a breast, he’s the perpetual bachelor that you speak of.
I can just see Chris Griffith now ordering a “bar bra”
Good point, Maureen, about the bachelor furniture. Yes, Ann, what about furniture for single women, who are the fastest growing group of home buyers (if you believe the research)? There may be an opening for a furniture designer here. I’ll have to poke around to see if anyone is catering to these buyers.
Hang on a second, let me put these clothes away in my anus. Until then, go grab a drink from my breasts and I’ll be down in a minute. By the way, the threesome coffee table shakes a bit. Gotta get that fixed.
No Toby, just very large pasties. (is that how you spell it)
great design!