How to Identify a Social Media Guru (NSFW)


Thanks to Larry Yatkowsky. (via Diane Guercio aka HeyAmaretto)

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  • Awesomeness to the 10th power. However, I personally, would only charge $4,595.
  • He didn't mention his free ebook...or is the fee higher once he writes a book? LOL...simply hilarious!
  • omg............that is perfect!!! hahahaha

    It would be much more viral without such prolific use of the f word.
  • The dude has my job. What's up with that? The text-to-movie technology looks pretty cool, too. I can add screenwriter to my social media guru awesomeness.
  • I keep thinking about this one... Love it.
    Agree that if the Fword was not there this could be everywhere.
  • Jeff,

    AWesome... Actually Loren Nason passed this on to me this weekend and I loved it. I would even make it easier than that.

    @mattdollinger's #1 rule for choosing a social Media Consultant

    1. They don't use words like Expert, Guru, or anything else that professes their self proclaimed awesomeness with Social Media.

    Keep up the good work bro.

    Matt
  • Driving2
    Not sure I cd add anything more to these delightful comments.

    Having been an IT PR and media practitioner (if that's the right terminology these days . . .) for more than 15 years, I now appreciate that my recent huge career change was the right thing to do . . . I now drive commuter buses in Sydney - a truly worthwhile occupation!
  • chrisgriffith
    LOL! We just had our first committee meeting for BarcampSWFL and the first thing I said was we need something like a swear jar, but it's really going to be a "douche jar" anyone that uses the words, guru, expert, diva, maven, jedi, etc.

    We outlawed Samurai but one guy gets to still use it because he's actually a Samurai. What are the odds?

    This is hilarious. Thanks!
  • indeed
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