Hypocrisy Hound Whines Again: A Lesson in Criminality


As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. ~Andrew Carnegie

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I read this post over at the Animal Farm blog where a Realtor® claims he was shanghaied into a criminal organization (the NAR) against his free will and made to pay ransom to mob bosses who held a gun to his lawn sign.  Apparently, he cannot feed lunch to his family without the Realtor brand, name tag and alphabet soup designations he is forced to brandish to consumers to muscle them to pony up a retainer for his services.  I thought, “Good grief, this fellow doesn’t have a clue about criminality or one’s moral duty in the face of it.”

A basic lesson from Black’s Law Dictionary: (I assume this chap takes words and their meanings seriously, despite his penchant for obfuscation.)

Criminal: One who commits a crime
Aider and abetter: One who helps, assists or facilitates the commission of a crime.

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If this card carrying Realtor knows the NAR is a criminal organization, that knowledge makes him their aider and abettor. By using the NAR Realtor® trademarks in the marketing and promotion of his business, he is helping, assisting and facilitating the organization in their business.  By paying for Realtor designations, he is helping to finance the lobbying of Congress to pass the laws he says are extorting money from the public.  And the alphabet soup designations he uses to adorn himself are like badges on the uniform of  a goose-stepping foot soldier, proclaiming to the unsuspecting public “Yes, I am a member and we rule”. Yet, he continues to do it, claiming he has no choice and must, to earn his lunch money.

It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. (Fielding Mellish, Bananas)

Mr. Swann may spout lofty principles but his deeds belie them.  I submit he is a coward,  afraid to take action to remove himself from criminality of this ilk (if he had a real gun to his head, well, one would understand).   He makes excuses for his voluntary choices, like those before him that sought absolution with the prayer “I had no choice. I was only following orders.”  He is not a helpless victim.  He chooses to use the organization’s assets and brand to solicit customers for himself.  This paper tiger Realtorioso buys his lunch with the tips he makes wiggling his Realtor® logo at the local MLS Badda Bing.  He is a co-conspirator and a lap dancer.

Bob: The mafia is a criminal organization.
Mario: But, Bob, you are a member of the mafia.
Bob: I have no choice if I want to feed my family lunch.  There is no free lunch, you know.
Mario: But, Bob, don’t you get money from folks to pay the mafia?
Bob: No, that’s a non-refundable retainer. It’s easier to collect when folks know I’m a member.
Mario: But can’t you just move to a place that doesn’t have the mafia?
Bob: I don’t like to travel.  Would you like my card?

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity ~ Andre Gide

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Note: The word Realtor links to this page.

A commenter posed these questions to Mr. Swann:

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To which he replied in defense:

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What I make of that, Mr. Swann, is you posturing the Nuremberg defense to justify your participation.  If you knew the law (or a bit of history), you’d know this defense was unsuccessfully used by another group of card carrying members who said, “I had no choice. I was only obeying the orders of my MLS”.  Dog crap in a silk purse. You do have a choice, sir.  Heck, some folks had to move across an ocean to escape criminality and eschew participation in it.   You can just move to Seattle and join a broker owned MLS or move to NYC (we have no MLS) to free yourself from NAR control.  To continue to aid a criminal organization and wear the yolk of tyranny because you like dry heat seems a tad whimpy to me.  With warm weather patriots like you, we’d be drinking tea right now and driving on the left side of the road. Bloody right, mate.

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Yes, you can duck behind the convenient excuse that you need your mob card to access the MLS, but there is NO reason to promote their trademark and brand to the public.  You don’t have to to get the client, do you?   Surely you are capable of earning a living without having to pimp the NAR big R. Methinks you hustle the Realtor brand for money . Plain and simple, criminality notwithstanding. You are peddling the NAR brand, and link to their website, Mr. Swann, to get listings and clients. Hey, I don’t care, I have no stake in the NAR.

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You willingly joined the NAR gang. But, unlike the Hell’s Angels, you DON’T have to wear the NAR colors. That’s YOUR choice. You are not required to admit your membership in the club. (I believe the COE forbids stomping members who refuse to wear the colors).  But then again, the NAR brand is good bait. And you know it.

It looks to me you are compromising your principles for a buck and a bone. Maybe principles ought not get in the way of pay checks — if the criminals give you a living, you might as well take it, right?

So bark the good bark and feel better, Sir Holier-than-Thou. But I’ll expect to see you on on the street corner again, strutting your Realtor® stuff for a date.

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A Moral Imperative: Move or Drop the NAR trademark

Lest you think me harsh in my opinion of your moral hypocrisy, I offer you a principled solution— which makes this post, in the end, one of constructive criticism.

If you are indeed serious about your beliefs and want to convince others you are serious — then truly take more than a standtake action. Talk is cheap. Put your money where your dog chow is.

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Either move to a NAR-free land or remove the NAR logo from your site and don’t use it, or its designations, in your advertising or listing presentations. If you don’t believe in the value of the brand, don’t push it to dupe consumers. If you think NAR is a cartel, divorce yourself from it, in spirit, mind and body. For when you sport the NAR colors, you only serve to build the NAR brand in the eyes of your clients. You continue then to aid and abet.

Stop cashing in on the Realtor cachet. That would get my attention. Not only that, it would  bring attention to your cause. You’d probably make the evening news. Then maybe you could bring real change (instead of chump change). Otherwise, it’s all just hot air. And I have no problem with that either. You can’t float your balloon without it.

The NAR may be broken, but as a card carrying member, you might also consider taking an active leadership role to create change from within.  I hear some guy from your neck of the desert dropped his business to speak to the leadership to effect change.  Now that takes guts. That is action.  Try it.  Unless, of course, you believe you can do more from the comfort of your air-conditioned blog soapbox.

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  • Question: Who does the MLS help more? Agents for sellers or for buyers?

    Good question: when I work as a buyer's agent I use the MLS to look for properties that match my buyer's criteria and then for comps when they're ready to make an offer. When I work as a seller's agent I use it to illustrate the marketplace to the seller (CMA) when consulting about pricing it. I also use it to "puff" the listing for the Truzillas, etc. of the world and to alert buyer's agent's to any special conditions like "short sale" or "not short sale" or "seller works at night and sleeps until noon" and so on. It's also an easy place to pull the tax record and to see the history of pricing, on/off market, etc.

    Our MLS is a treasure trove of all kinds of data that isn't necessarily obvious on the web.
  • Thanks for the information Ken. I would love to hear from others about options/markets/MLS available to non-Realtors. I know he could sell real estate in NYC without belonging to the NAR. I did.

    Hmm... if he is not selling much real estate in Phoenix, it might not be much of a sacrifice to leave for non-NAR pastures. Perhaps he restlessly sleeps in his own air-conditioned nightmare and is unwilling to wake from it.

    Question: Who does the MLS help more? Agents for sellers or for buyers?
  • OK. I just read his piece (minus his tirade on the mortgage interest deduction). It is breath taking in scope and vehemence.

    Get the man some Xanax....or something.
  • Wowie. Zowie. I haven't read the Hound for a long time. I must be missing something.

    I guess I don't know enough about the AZ MLS setup. I know out here - in the beautiful MD Suburbs of DC - there are two pricing tiers for the MLS. One for Realtors and one for agents who are non-Realtors. The MLS does their best to strong arm Brokers to assure that their agents are Realtors but if push comes to shove there is no way to force the agent to become a Realtor as long as he's willing to pay the [higher] price. For Brokers, it's simply a matter of economics. Is it cheaper to be a Realtor or not?

    Be that as it may, it is always amazing to me when people belly ache about NAR but do very little about it or, as you point out, actually use whatever NAR bling that can to further their career.

    Is he really trying to sell real estate? I thought he was positioning himself as a guru.
  • I think maybe the hounds principals and ideas are so lofty that only the angels can understand his true saintliness. A mere mortal lawyer just doesn't walk on the same heavenly plain.
  • amen
  • LOL
  • Come now, Joe. Don't you realize that he understands grammar the way some people understand cars or sports or whatever else the hell he said?

    If you have to pay against your will to get MLS access, cool. But, as you've pointed out, I don't understand the reasoning about then promoting the fact you're a member of the group wherever possible. The vast majority of the public couldn't care less.

    I'm also still confused about why NAR is held to such a different standard than any other trade union. It exists to represent and promote REALTORS. Now, it may not always be good at it but that's why it's there. Makes it very easy to scream that they aren't protecting the consumer - that's not really the organization's purpose. It exists to promote a business.
  • I know what you mean. I try to avoid the man's venomous droppings but every so often I step in some. It just ruffles my feathers when words are misused by a man who claims to value their meaning -- and criminal is a strong one, one which carries certain moral obligations. So, if you claim to be a member of a criminal organization, and you do nothing to change it or leave, you are complicit in the crime. But then to use the criminal brand to fill your pockets..... aargg.
  • I guess living in the desert promotes more hot air coming out of there. You did justice to the argument. NAR is something we have to pay for and so far hasn't done anything for me. My state's association is another thing, though, as they do things for me and offer advise when needed. That's worthwhile. NAR is an association that advertises and does some lobbying. These exist all over DC and other industries pay for them, just as Realtors pay for NAR.

    I can understand why you wrote this Joe, but I stopped reading the hot airbag a long time ago. I wouldn't have even been aware of the latest diatribe had it not been pointed out to me by Laurie. It is a Good laugh! How to you spell insanity? That's what it is. The hot airbag is insane (idiot savant?) who happens to have a platform to spew his opinions. Joe, please don't stoop to his level. You are way better that that.
  • About a month ago a prospective client actually asked if I were a Realtor, I was stunned, it was the first time anybody had ever asked. During our conversation I asked her why that was important to her. She said she had heard that we are held to a higher level of ethics. While that is true it struck me that it really wouldn't matter if I belonged to NAR or not, my ethics are mine, not theirs and I hold myself to them. It's really quite simple, just do the right thing!

    While there is a lot wrong with NAR and they certainly seem to be disconnected from the modern world, it just strikes me that anybody who feels that strongly really should stand up and be a part of the change. Then I remembered all of the other verbal diarrhea and realized that it wouldn't be a change for the better. So it is a challenge better left not made.
  • Elegant - simply elegant!
  • Jim
    Why even bother posting a hole diatribe on where that windbag went wrong? You only further his mania for attention. Seriously.

    It's nice to see that quite a few colleagues have turned their backs on this embarrassing, angry fellow. I only wish they had done so when the bubble blogs would point and laugh at the streaming verbal sludge he would spill all over the RE.net.
  • I cannot argue your point, Jim. I would have left this as a comment on his blog but I am censored there. So here it be. There were those who once thought appeasement was the way to "peace in our time". The next thing you know, Czechoslovakia ceases to exist.
  • Well, if social media is all about engagement.........
  • Jody Cowdrey
    As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. ~Andrew Carnegie

    Great quote to start off this post. Just watch what NAR's been doing and you pretty much get the entire picture.

    Realtor cachet? Please. The general public has no clue of the difference between a REALTOR and a non-Realtor agent. NAR has been trying unsuccessfully to get that point across for 50+ years. The code of ethics is a joke. Either you're an ethical agent, or you're not, regardless of what organization you belong to.

    ...and to think that the NAR somehow exists to help consumers is just plain silly.
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