Deep Throats Wanted


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Here’s the deal. We’re looking for juicy real estate related “insider” tips and news—The real estate news or photos you would sell to the Real Estate Enquirer if such a publication existed. Send it to us and we’ll post it with a credit to you or anonymously, if you prefer to keep your job, let’s say. The news can be local or national, just so long as it’s hot and juicy and somehow real estate related (no Britney Spears pics unless she’s at an Open House).

Let’s say you have a copy of the smoking gun memo from Realogy (f/k/a Cendant Corporation) that says “Don’t advertise on Zillow”. Or a pic of Rich Barton having his weight guessed at a Carnival. Shoot it over to us and make some headline news. Maybe you’ll be made famous as the next Deep Throat.

Send the hot stuff to elatedclients(at)sellsiusrealestate.com. And you don’t have to be a realtor or a Jimmy Olsen.

27 Responses to “Deep Throats Wanted”


  1. 1 Condo Blog Jan 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    You guys are nuts…and have officially 100% lost your minds! I like it though!!!

    All I have for ya at the momemnt is that someone has an interesting model coming out soon: http://realestateorgy.com (found this the other day)

  2. 2 Nick Jan 23rd, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    I have some stuff not sure its hot…but, can you find out what this kid is saying?
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4563849971569374929&q=crazy+kid

  3. 3 Roberta Murphy Jan 23rd, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    THAT kind of solicitation is one that might get tongues wagging–and keep watchful eyes upon sellsius. I’ll be lurking more frequently!

    Sometimes, Real Estate Gossip is juicier than college dorm whispering!

  4. 4 Teresa Boardman Jan 23rd, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    I may have considered this but that shade of lipstick is all wrong for me, my complection is too light it would make me look like a vampire. With that said, my job may look all galmorous from the outside and filled with intrigue but it is not really like that at all. I have found interesting items out it plain view in homes that I have shown, but I am just not the type of gal who shows and tells. :)

  5. 5 sellsius° Jan 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    condo blog - an interesting model for sure. looks like a friendly place for agents and consumers to meet :)

    nick - ah yes, that’s billy. he’s been emailing us for over a year now. he’s been a little frustrated with our coming soon landing page. you see, he wants to post a roommate wanted ad on sellsius°. unfortunately, after posting this video, i think he’ll have a pretty hard time finding a roommate. although, there’s always craigslist you know :)

    watch billy again: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4563849971569374929&q=crazy+kid

    roberta - hello! we’ve already received a few emails from agents which have been um, a little x-rated. not really what we’re looking for. hopefully, we’ll get some great real estate related photo’s and stories from the people on the front lines.

  6. 6 Condo Blog Jan 23rd, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Its only January 22nd and Sellsius is already pulling out all stops. I see this post being talked about at years end as one of the most commented ever…and hopefully Real Estate Orgy will comment in.

  7. 7 Rich@Zillow Jan 23rd, 2007 at 7:45 pm

    Ouch. Should I proactively make a video confessional of all of my sins in order to get “ahead of the controversy?”

  8. 8 Condo Blog Jan 23rd, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    I say run with it Rich…its going to get steamy in hear (assuming) Dalton chimes in. :)

  9. 9 sellsius° Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    Who is without sin Rich? Hmm…is there a controversy? You know what they say, “There is no such thing as bad publicity”. Maybe the 50 people in the world who haven’t heard of Zillow will then find out about you.

    You know it’s all in fun and our tongues are planted firmly in cheek. Now about that smoking gun memo….

  10. 10 Condo Contessa Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    Ahh, the seamy and steamy side of real estate. You guys beat me to my Real Estate Porn posting highlighting our San Francisco listings of $20,000,000 to $65,000,0000.

  11. 11 Condo Blog Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
  12. 12 sellsius° Jan 23rd, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    Contessa, everyone knows “sex sells” but those prices are obscene.

  13. 13 Nick Jan 23rd, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    Thanks Tony. We all remember this little clip.

    http://www.stpaulrealestateblog.com/st_paul_real_estate/2006/10/odd_todd_explor.html

    When is my raise coming? HeHe:)

  14. 14 Christine Jan 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexadvicefrom/realestateagents/ Would this do?
    They actually have some good “tips”.

  15. 15 sellsius° Jan 23rd, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    Very interesting site Christine but we’re thinking more along the lines of Watergate Deep Throat not Linda Lovelace :) Though if you have some pics of agents doing what they’re not supposed to do in a vacant house, that might be tempting… Wait, you’re distracting us… We’re looking for tipsters with inside news, documents & pics ala http://www.thesmokinggun.com/

    (I knew that image would give people the wrong idea :), not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  16. 16 Bonnie Erickson Jan 24th, 2007 at 12:09 am

    You guys better pray that Broker Bryant doesn’t send one of his diaper shots or the naked man at the computer to you! I assume you’re going to screen your entries!

  17. 17 Incredible Agent Jan 24th, 2007 at 5:07 am

    Ah, this should be fun. We all know there’s plenty of gossip to be had. We’ll see where this takes us.

    Can we trade juicy gossip for a pardon of future gossip about ourselves?

    I guarantee you’ll get a lot more gossip that way.

  18. 18 sellsius° Jan 24th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Yes, we honor the code of gossip.

  19. 19 adviser Jan 24th, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Grand villa in Bucharest centre can buy them for 1,900,000 euros. Several real estates and properties in Romania to selling. Kontakt-me: EU-Capital@web.de

  20. 20 Norm Fisher Jan 24th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    Guys, it seems that your copy missed its mark. Like almost everyone else, the selected image and use of words like “hot and juicy” had my mind going places where “memos” rarely exist.

  21. 21 sellsius° Jan 24th, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    Yeah, we never figured minds would run so easily to sex. The image was obviously chosen for its visual appeal. We thought the double entendre was clever–but it was just misleading—oh well, we did get some lovely pics.

  22. 22 Peter Santiago Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    I like the idea…..I might have a dirty real estate secret or two up my sleeve….lol.

  23. 23 sellsius° Apr 5th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Thanks Pete. Can’t wait to see it.

    Send it along to us at:

    elatedclients(at)sellsiusrealestate.com

  24. 24 Bucking the Real Estate Trend Mar 29th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Love the flavor of this post, but I guess I am a naughty realtor…I try not to let anyone know. Perceptive men know. You can bet I’d love to contribute what you are asking for and will do so when appropriate.

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